Need a moustache..?

On the way back, I was located near the emergency exit in the plane.

[ it gives you a few centimeters extra leg space... ]

I do not know which '70's hippy designed the pictogram, but for a minute or two I feared that I would only be allowed to open that door if I was carrying a big, bushy moustache...

Want to open this door..? First check your moustache...

I asked the stewardess whether this was the case, but luckily you are not required to carry a moustache if you want to open the door\.

[ that's a relief, Tom Selleck can't always fly on the same plane as me... ]